Are you as confused as I am? What the heck is this thing!

Do those pesky straps on your GString get in your way? Well how about the the CString, an underwear innovation that could be yours for only $24. Leave it to “The Doctors” to introduce to us this charming product.

The barely-there lingerie that also doubles as a headband promises no panty lines nor tan lines and can be yours for the low, low price of $24. However, as Dr. Lisa Masterson warns, “I love options for women, but still thongs are very bad for women, because the rectal bacteria can still wake up…and I think this would do a lot of sliding and contribute to bladder infections.” Um, that, and our insides hurt just looking at it.

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As if she needs an award to confirm that her looks aren’t going anywhere, Jennifer Aniston is receiving Spike TV’s accolades for keeping things spicy for ten years. Aniston, 42, will be honored with the network’s ‘Guys Choice’ awards for her ‘Decade of Hotness’ next month, according to People.

“Decade of Hotness is Guys Choice’s ultimate term of endearment for a woman that we just can’t get enough of,” Spike TV’s executive vice-president, Casey Patterson, said.

Aniston will be at the televised ceremony on June 10 to accept her award — an honor previously given to the likes of Halle Berry and Charlize Theron. We can’t even imagine the kind of pressure she’s under to bust out a super steamy look for when she takes the Spike stage.

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I don’t know what’s worse – her actually giving her daughter Botox, or her getting paid to LOOK like she gave her daughter Botox. Either way, she went on national TV with her daughter, and made herself look like a horrible mother. Was it really worth $200? That’s how much she claims The Sun paid her for the fake story. She also claims that ABC offered her $10,000 to tell her story. Is this the truth? More from TMZ:

The woman who went on “Good Morning America,” claiming she injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox, now swears under oath … she made the entire story up for a few hundred bucks.

TMZ has obtained a sworn declaration written by Sheena Upton, who claims she was recently approached by the British tabloid, The Sun, and asked “to play the role of Kerry Campbell” for a story called “I Give My 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox.”

Upton now confesses The Sun paid her $200 adding, “I was provided with the story, instructions and a script to follow for a recorded interview.”

After the story ran in The Sun, Upton says she was approached by “Good Morning America” and “Inside Edition” and claims she was offered “a large fee” to appear on camera. She went on both shows and re-told her story.

After the interview, child welfare officials took Upton’s daughter away.

Upton now admits in her declaration, “The truth is I have never given my daughter Botox, nor allowed her to get any type of waxing, nor is she a beauty pageant contestant.”

Upton says professionals agree with her declaration, because on May 17, she took her daughter to the UCLA Medical Center and says, “After my daughter received a full medical exam, the results indicated that she has not ever received treatments including Botox or other such injections.”

We’re told the UCLA reports were forwarded to child welfare officials, who then returned Upton’s daughter to her, with the proviso that a cousin would stay with her and the child for the time being.

As for “Good Morning America” — sources connected with Upton claim she was promised $10,000 to appear. We do not know how much she was offered for “Inside Edition.”

As for the declaration — signed under penalty of perjury — we’re told Upton wrote it so her lawyer can secure full rights to custody of her daughter.

An ABC News insider tells TMZ, “There is no truth to the story about compensation, but they did pay a broker no more than $10,000 to license photos.”