Archive: Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow gives a hilarious, admittedly drunk-interview, toasts to “hairless vaginas!”

Two Australian DJs won a chance to have dinner with Gwyneth Paltrow last week in New York City. The DJs paid $30,000 in an auction to sit down with Goopy and ask her a bunch of questions. They recorded it for their show.

Here’s what went down when Kyle & Jackie O (above) sat down with Gwyneth:

On being drunk before dinner: ”I am drunk already. I am. A martini went straight to my head and now wine. With no food. So just watch out.”

On what they paid to have dinner with her: “How much did it cost. 7 pounds?”

On eating bread: ”I had like four pieces and on my fifth piece, I was like ‘f*ck this’ and threw it back in the basket.”

On the Met Gala: ”Like you always think, ‘Oh my god. This is going to so glamorous and amazing and you’re going to see all these people.’ And then you get there, and it’s so hot. It’s so crowded. Everyone’s pushing you. This year it was really intense. It wasn’t fun.”

On Kanye West:Kanye West was playing. And he was furious. And he threw his microphone down. It was all drama!”

On the Met Gala going “Punk”: ”I feel like we’re all a bit old to be trying to dress punk.”

On meeting Psy: ”We’re at the Met Ball. Our son is obsessed with him. So Chris sees him, and he’s like ‘Oh my god, there’s Psy.’ I was like, wait — ’cause I thought it was P-S-Y. I was like, who’s Psy?”

On her bikini line: ”I said, ‘No, I got a big ’70s bush.’ Which I was kidding. But then it was all a disaster. And now I look like an 8-year-old girl, basically.”

On bikini waxes: ”Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down.”

On toasting her vagina: ”Cheers to our hairless vaginas!”

Okay, honestly I thought this was a hilarious interview. Yeah, she was blitzed, but she didn’t really care what anyone thought! You have to appreciate people like that.

Cheers to hairless vaginas! C’mon, it’s funny.


Gwyneth Paltrow lands the Glamour Magazine UK cover for June!

Gwyneth Paltrow AGAIN!? Even I’m getting tired of seeing her mug everywhere! Looks like Spring is definitely her season – she’s everywhere right now!

Gwyneth lands the June issue of Glamour UK. In this interview, she appropriately talks about London, and how much she loves it. She also talks about the fact that she uses a nanny, and how even HER marriage isn’t perfect.

Her love for London: “I love London – it’s my adopted home. Being an American woman living in Britain, there are things I’ve had to catch up on, though. Chris had to explain Blue Peter to me! In London, the kids and I really take advantage of the city. I have them on the tube, in the museums, in St James’ Park, the theatre. I use that city so much – I want them exposed to it.”

Balancing work and motherhood: “I drive the kids to school, I cook. But I have a nanny, so if I need to go to Dubai for Max Factor, then I can.”

Suffering: ‘I’ve had a great deal of suffering in my life. I’ve lost people – my first cousin, my best friend in a car accident. I’ve had a lot of things happen to me that I don’t talk about in the press. I’ve had a lot of really heartbreaking, difficult things. But all of those things have strengthened my resolve to make the best of my life.’


Gwyneth Paltrow covers Harper’s Bazaar: “I won’t do Botox again, I looked crazy!”

Gwyneth Paltrow graces Harper’s BAZAAR’s May cover, and inside, she opens up about family, motherhood, guilty pleasure, and learning to love life in all its imperfections.

I love the cover, I think she looks beautiful. I even really enjoyed the article, which you can read in full here. Here are some bits via Celebitchy:

She’s “over” being in London: Having survived her 10th London winter (she got through January by assigning it “international month,” and amusing Moses and his big sister, Apple, 9, with a visiting Italian chef, Japanese anime screenings, and hand-rolled-sushi lessons, no less), Paltrow admits that her dreams of relocating the family to their recently acquired residence in Brentwood, California, are becoming ever more urgent. “Just to have my kids be in the sun every day—picking avocados, going for a swim,” she says. “Even for two years or something, and come back when they go to senior school.”

Her skin:“I really used to be bad with products, but now I exfoliate every night and use a lot of organic oils on my face,” she confides. (She’s a Sonya Dakar fan.) “And I have a great dermatologist in L.A. who gave me this amazing laser the last time I was there. It’s called Thermage. It’s not invasive. I went out to dinner right afterward and I didn’t look crazy, but it’s quite painful. It feels like someone’s smacking your face with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it. But I would do it again, because I feel like it took five years off my face.”

Contradictions: As it happens, Paltrow and I share a London facialist (holistic queen Vaishaly Patel), which leads to talk of the lifestyle contradictions presented by the high-tech temptations of the beauty business. “I think it’s a mix,” she says honestly. “You know, I use organic products, but I get lasers. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.


Gwyneth Paltrow: “I have the butt of a 22-year-old stripper!”

Gwyneth Paltrow thanks her good buddy and business partner Tracy Anderson with giving her the butt of a 22-year-old stripper!

While talking to reporters at the opening of Tracy Anderson’s flagship studio in Los Angeles, Gwyneth recalled one incident in particular when she was trying on bathing suits, and someone complimented her figure.

“I said, ‘You know, this isn’t so bad for 40, right?'” Paltrow mused of her butt. “And [my friend] goes, ‘It’s not so bad for a 22-year-old stripper!'”

Prior to going full-force with celeb trainer Anderson’s workout regimen, Paltrow claimed she was convinced that there was no way she could change her rear. “Oh, I knew it would never change!” she told reporters. “I had exercised before I had met her … I had done Ashtanga yoga and pilates and I [ran] and I thought I was fit, you know?”

But, Paltrow said, Anderson convinced her that though she was in good shape, she could transform her figure completely through the rigorous routine.

You gotta give it to her. No matter what you think about Gwyneth, her body is ridiculous. Want more proof? Check out her less-clothed pictures after the jump! More »

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